I'm Kinda Of Incoherent

I have so many hyperfixations at any given time. Welcome

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went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

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@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

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bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

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went to the cop slide and got yelled at by a cop

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@solardrifter the park is closed i think but also it’s being patrolled by people who hate fun

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bro this quote made it into the boston globe 🥲

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sinsear-aisteach:

I’m curious:

Are you Midwestern sand Do you dip ur pizza in ranch?

Yes (from the US Midwest)

No (from the US Midwest)

Yes (from the US not midwest)

No (from the US, not midwest)

Yes (from a different part of the world)

No (from a different part of the world)

See results

Because I’ve heard that pizza and ranch is a Midwestern thing. Testing that theory rn!

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hamtarokratom:

pixiexbites:

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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

I had an unsavory thought that I won’t share

I’ll share mine. I want him to fuck me so deep you can see his cock pushing out of my stomach

I wish c.s.lewis could see that comment

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rydenxo:

rydenxo:

does tumblr know about tim misny??? like has the level of tim misny awareness that exists in northeast ohio broken containment and become known online yet???

ok so tim misny is a personal injury lawyer here in ohio.

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that’s him. you do not have to remember his face from this image because you’re gonna see it a lot in this post. so mainly i think we all kinda honed in on tim misny because of his slogan

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he’s gonna make them pay. he’s gonna get you that money but also it’s a little threatening like he’s gonna fully fuck his legal opponent’s shit up. this sprung tons of local memes. then there were the billboards which were normal at first.

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but here’s the thing; we already know what misny does. he makes them pay. so it turns into just saying “you know what i do” which is funny enough if you don’t at all have the context.

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but this is not where the absurdity caps out, my friends. no. this is what it has evolved to and they. are. everywhere.

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that’s right. no text. just the judging eyes of tim misny, glaring through our skin and into our souls. there is no god. there is no devil. there is just tim misny and he’s gonna make them pay.

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babie-hotline:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

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jewishbarbies:

jewishbarbies:

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catgirlsarereal:

bprdeeznuts:

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Happy 30th anniversary to Hellboy getting banned for life from the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

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certifiedwerewolf:

darkshrimpemotions:

Actually Captain Jack Harkness is SO important. During a time when we couldn’t get a single queer on screen in most shows and even those few we did get ended up dead 90% of the time, he was not only openly bisexual, he was openly bisexual and LITERALLY unable to die.

They buried that gay and he still dug himself up and kept fucking

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akashicrecord:

akashicrecord:

international chain a twink to a radiator day

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who’s more unbalanced.. this person for assuming I’m talking about Saw or me for just freestyling posts like this

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